Little Things: Asperger Surprise

The Proverbs of Chutney

Big things are made up of lots of little things.
Neither a follower nor a lender be.
What You Seek Is What You Get.
If the truth hurts, wear it.
Complex things are made up of lots of simple things.
Ambiguity has a certain quality to it.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him think.
Expect the Unaccepted.
Trust no one, especially yourself.
Hard work is a medication for which there is no placebo.
Never trust a dunderhead with a blunderbuss.
A man, a plan, a canal, a palindrome that has gone to ****.
The devil is in the yada yada yada.
Where there's a Will, there's a William.
Personal Responsibility? Not my problem.
Any experience you can walk away from is a good one.
Paranoia is a state of mind.
People hurt.
Satisfaction = Outcome - Expectation.
Opinions are like a**holes. Not only does everybody have one, but they all stink.
I just flew in from Chicago with a man with a wooden leg named Smith who shot an elephant wearing my pajamas. So I bit him.